In 2020, news headlines read “Florida Man stabs nephew because he took too long in the bathroom.” In 2019 headlines read “Florida man throws feces at judge during trial, gets acquitted” and “Drunken Florida Man Crashes Golf Cart and Blames Trump.” Tonight we’re talking about the mythical creature that inhabits that very special southeastern peninsular state we call Florida. That person is called….. The Florida Man.
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Florida man throws feces at judge during his burglary trial (nypost.com)
Florida Man, Dan Johnson, Stabbed Nephew For Hogging Bathroom - CBS Miami (cbsnews.com)
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